Are you supposed to say all that every time? Seems like a lot to remember.

That’s not a fart.

That’s how we got Trump in the 1st place.

Tangentially related; I saw a video of Slavoj where he was speaking his native Slovenian, and he didn’t once nervously touch his nose. Seems to be a thing he only does in English, which is interesting.

Yup making you sign up for it makes it automatic. They just have to call you up, which they haven’t done in quite some time, but that’s not much of a guarantee or comfort.

I’ve heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

As opposed to dom bottoms?

It’s the ultimate Chekhov’s Gun.

There are so many critically important things we should be working on fixing. Instead our leaders masturbate to the idea of killing us all.

There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven’t used it since Vietnam.

I’m sure they don’t care, or are all about it.

The Onion Newspaper fucking slaps. Everyone should get a subscription, well worth it.

These hands are freaking me out.

Seems like there should just be a meta post announcing a new porn instance, and not spamming this comm with every single niche of porn. I keep blocking the posters, but there are many accounts posting.

Not trying to see porn on my main feed.

Buried Penis, Crouching Cock.

The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it’d be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.

Wonderful story thanks for sharing.

Imporrisbole.

Wasn’t there a story exactly like this a week or so ago, but with a Chinese biolab? What’s going on?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are worse things than dying in a firefight.

This isn’t a shower thought. You’re clearly in your car!