Goddamnit, I wasn’t ready for that today even though I really needed it. I’m not cry…oh ffs.

“snooPINGASusual I see.”

Maybe we’re not quite there yet but I got some dice and miniatures that don’t need ram or internet…

“They seemed a little jumpy after that.”

That’s my set for tonight, stay for our next artist and try the salad bar.

Aha! The question that has many pastors digging deep to get a good answer too. And usually they end up with the age old “mysterious ways”.

The “best” one is usually along the lines of: god wanted a relationship which involves choice and free will, so he had to create a division that would allow humankind to have a choice in the matter.

So god feels lonely, causes all misery on earth that ever was and ever will be. Because free will… On top of that he also indirectly (oh screw it, it’s god) directly causes eternal torture in the afterlife for a vast majority of humankind. Because also, free will (I keep stressing that because that in itself is a huge problem for theologians).

And then all that leads to god killing itself in the form of its own son. Because some of you touch your own genitalia in glee.

Genius.

Not that I speak on behalf of Iran but how about this:

We open up the strait of HORMUS if:

1. You release the full and unredacted Epstein files
2. Leave the whitehouse forever.
3. Learn to keep your stupid trap shut.
4. Do something to make it up to Iran, anything. Mr “art of the deal”. Pathetic.

Jail and/or foreverbox time already ffs.

Likewise I hate haptic feedback or whatever they call it. If you’re gonna be a touchscreen button then own it and act like one.

If I want a vibrator I’ll just get one of those.

Why is Picards hand all ai’d in the second panel?

I don’t think it is ai given the resolution change between 1st and 4th panel.

Up next: Jesse Waters struggling in his soup closet speculating on how much action Baron gets.

Boston Dynamics: “Either that or the PC keeps running away.”

I’m pretty sure I had the outer right one.

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Dear stranger,

From the bottom of my chaotic mind and heart thank you. I know this might seem ridiculous but it’s pretty significant to me. This might give me a sliver of inner silence.

Thank you.

Incoming:

“It is what it is”

What if soup is the audience?

I gotta strongly disagree with what this comic is trying to imply.

They wouldn’t use a word like sacrosanct.

But wtf do the polls keep talking about “hits a new low”? It’s been inching for a year now.

That’s still 36% too many. Rapes/bombs children=> what more do you need to know?

I’ve tried to live a large portion of my life like this.

Don’t.

He’s still alive? Damn, oh well, good things to look forward to.