I get that this is a farce, but I have no doubts that if it would make the Epstein stories go away for a while, Trump would absolutely send at least one of his sons to die in a completely unnecessary conflict.

Kidz Bop volume 1 launched an empire of children performing family friendly covers of pop songs that continues to weaken the fabric of humanity to this day.

Quick! Look it up on AltaVista!

Mr Beast. Can we please?

Nathan Hale: My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country.

Modern soldiers: Maybe can we not give our lives just to move the news away from our justice department hiding or destroying evidence of the president sexually assaulting a 13 year old?

Naive question, but would bit-flip also be a problem without the atmosphere to shield (some) radiation?

Not that he’s passing many laws now. The 119th congress has been the least productive congress maybe ever. Most of the shit he’s doing is just illegally pretending he has the authority to do the shit, then waiting until someone proves he can’t.

They probably will rule that the “emergency” is unconstitutional, but consider how long Trump got away with unconstitutional tariffs before SCOTUS tossed them out, and how long he would need to get away with fucking with election rules to get the election results he wants.

She also took the most aggressive and direct shot at Biden that I can recall during the primary with her criticism of Biden’s position on busing.

She didn’t come in prepared to have a nuanced conversation about private equity firm or hedge fund acquisitions of residential living spaces, so I’m not surprised that she tried to nope out of the conversation. There are thousands of topics I can’t hold up a conversation about, but I think it would be awesome for reporters to do a 15 seconds of fame rule in these cases. Just state “i’ve got nothing to contribute, but you have the next 15 seconds,” and then let them cook.

“I don’t think we’ve ever sort of lost the feeling that there isn’t a wolf at the door”.

This captures the current American experience perfectly.

I am?

I’m not opposed to it, but unless he (or others) can get a mass movement behind a third party candidate and we still don’t have rank choice, I’m probably voting for the ticket that is least likely to give Republicans power.

Silicon Valley really seemed to pave the way for a lot of toxic tech bro culture. Part of me wants to still like the show, but there’s a lot of it that sucks now.

Damn. Was hoping this meant they wouldn’t measure approval ratings for presidents 88 years old or more, but nah, just more cowardly bullshit.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I’d be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.

Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he’s made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.

There was a moment in the pitch meeting when the producers read, “then Willem Dafoe dresses up like a female prostitute to seduce the guards”, and they were like yeah, let’s fuckin make this movie.

With no poorly copied Getty Images watermark in the corner?

Somehow, the democrats shat my pants.