It’s actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don’t even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny’s! I don’t even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it’s so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!

Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.

Father Ted is also incredible and highly underrated.

CES 2026: Meet a handful of excrement!