No, but I’ll take an anti-baldness potion if you’ve got one.

I don’t think I’ve ever been charged a fee in Britain. You just use whatever machines are about.

Paparazzi? I didn’t figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Hmm, maybe in the US. It is a very strange place after all.

The opposite of 2 is definitely either -2 or ½.

Median is an average!

You mean being married to Luc Besson?

And raping kids doesn’t mean you’re a paedophile. Generally, people do it because they’re easy targets, not because they’re especially attracted to them.

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??