Scratch

The amount of money someone needs to spend to get elected is disgusting and entirely intentional.

Edit: spelling disguising -> disgusting

You gotta sell your friends and/or fam on it, though

Pray to the Machine God to make it work.

No.

Everyone has the same answer.

No! That’s a great Dad-tier joke.

Look, we can’t have TVs that last 15 years anymore!

We need to keep people buying every year or two. Otherwise line not go up! Don’t you understand that this is about protecting The Economy?!

That is still my favourite internet.

Neat!

Blender and FreeCAD.

Blender for organic, sculpted shapes.

FreeCAD for parametric, accurate parts.

Waow, look at all the money we saved with layoffs. Buy our stock!

Waow, look at all the growth we’re experiencing, we have to hire more developers. Buy our stock!

Not just the perfect beach body. The perfect body.

I managed to make the jump to 7-up free from Coke. I do quite enjoy it now.

You can also try those dilute drinks, to liven up water.