I’ll never understand why people buy those talking push button things for their pets. One of their greatest advantages over humans is that they don’t talk imo.

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I think we knew like we knew Eddie Spaghetti liked to eat spaghetti before anyone even told us that about Eddie.

Rich schmucks see an opportunity to offer high- interest loans to these families to do some yacht repairs.

Rich schmucks see an opportunity to offer high- interest loans to these families to do some yacht repairs.

Open format headphones are for real life. I’ll never go back.

Well both here methinks. The venn diagram of stupid and “gunbrains” involves heavy overlap.

To be dropped from the helicopter as a human extinguisher?

I thought it was five seconds. Five minutes maybe for the last roll if you’ve had two or three already. I can’t stand it when everyone is so damn polite not wanting to take the last one of a shared food item to the point of allowing it to go to waste. Give it a fair pause but then take that last roll or cookie or whatever if you want it.

Tell your friend this is really important. An anonymous Lemmy account seems reasonable to me. God bless your friend, we need to fight these fascists one by one.

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My therapist has also recommended I consider conquering sovereign states. That or exercise.

I heard the village people are booked for the whole summer.