I built my vapes myself. Can’t imagine getting off cigs and then using SINGLE USE LiPo batteries…

Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

When you start drinking at 16:30 you’re already past the first hangover at 01:30

Also, it is Espresso in every language except French, where it is called Expresso

Sus

Great, you’re nice. Congratz on doing the absolute bare minimum.

Any hobbies she’s interested in as well? Or interesting hobbies in general? Any skill you have other than dislocating your shoulder, like changing the breaks on your car? Are you a Sub and want a Dom but she’s a Sub as well? Are you radiating any sexual energy? Heck some women find tax evasion as sexy as a sixpack.

I’ve seen some of Doonesbury‘s comics on the Internet. They, just like this comic strip, feel less like satire and more like a hyperbole. In Austria, we ususally overexaggerate everything. Like we have a satirical book about a former major of Vienna, called “get me the sparkling wine”

As a European, all these American news read like you‘re very close to a civil war over there

How about “Kwaranteened Krab”? That episode got made but never aired. Leaks have surfaced. I got it during one of the lockdowns.

It’s basically covid lockdown in the Krusty Krab. It was finished before the pandemic and then they agreed to not air it.

Or this episode where squidward gets addicted to krabbypatties. Shit‘s too real on real addiction, first one‘s free, it’s good but you wouldn’t tell it to somebody, then you do everything to get your addiction satisfied.

I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.

I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

This is why I’ve cancelled all movie subscriptions.

This reminds me of an old YouTube series called “Son of a Glitch”, but in another context:

This son of a glitch is just pretending to be stuck to get out of the conversation!

Edit: OMG I found the channel and there’s about 110 episodes! https://m.youtube.com/@AStartShow/videos