BootyEnthusiast

I really really like this image. Can I save it?

I had those headphones. They sucked.

Is Raichu more of a sex symbol than Pikachu nowadays?

Yeah fuck that other me up.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Bulls cycle of hope in a nutshell

Man dressed for the job he wanted, not that he was good at

“lobsters in vases”

“How do lobsters get into vases?”

“Are vases lobsters?”

“Can a lobster run for president?”

“Is the president a lobster?”

“Historical lobsters in politics”

“Am I a lobster?”

“Lobster deworming medication”

“Red Lobster CEO in 2007”

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“how to drive stick shift unmarked 1996 Honda Civic”

Still doing God’s work, even in death

Him being able to reach the beer cans on the floor is highly unrealistic

Oh I have a movement for you alright

A BOWEL MOVEMENT

OPEN UP WIDE BECAUSE HERE COMES THE MOVEMENT YOU CRAVE

YOU DON’T GET COLDS BY BEING COLD I HATE THIS TROPE SO MUCH REEEEEEEEE

He definitely tipped her extra

That was a sex club, wasn’t it?

Bout fucking time

Do you think she smokes weed?

Is the joke that you get to look at her ass?

Asuka is my favorite pokemon gym leader

That rear suspension is holding up pretty good imo

awkwardly walks up to my married cousin

“So…I see you’re pregnant…again…”