Did you take your pills today?

Do Americans actually get text messages like those? I thought it was a joke

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That was totally unexpected /s

He looks vaguely Andy Samberg(-y)

Man, I have no idea what this means.

I AM getting old

Can I get a shroomjak?

Inb4 some lucky dude just ran sublist3r or wfuzz on your subdomain and got a hit

Every planet with E-710 is in need of some good ol’ Managed Democracy

Didn’t even mention the ankylosaurus… :/

Might as well just go ahead and delete this post