LOL. Back in the day I saw a band open for somebody and the band name was ‘Bob.’ Even in the early aughts searching for ‘Bob’ was a pointless activity. They eventually changed the name to Super Bob which is just as stupid but at least searchable.

President Bonespurs thinks conscription is a good idea, eh?

Their offers should not charm us, Their evil gifts would harm us.

In NC with a drug felony you are permanently disqualified from receiving SNAP. Rapists and pedophiles, murderers, all good…

Being the tallest kid in kindergarten doesn’t make you eligible for the NBA

The first Clinton presidency was the last time I voted for president because I voted for him and about a year in thought, ‘how the fuck is this guy not a republican?’ exactly like I did once Obama took over.

I’ve frequently said since the new regime took power that this would all be funny if I thought for a second that any following blue faction president would have the balls to use this new authoritarianism in a way that would be helpful like, idk, state seizure of banks convicted of wrongdoing or any of the things you mentioned. The problem is that they are predominantly the same bootlickers as their red faction brethren, with slightly better optics. When Americans recognize that there’s actually only one party—the corporate party— perhaps things will change.

Mark my words, if there’s not a mass of trials putting these thugs away in a few years, there will be a whole slew of them claiming they’re disabled due to ptsd for their shitty behavior