Assassassin

Pretty sure that shitty dads are like 80% of their demographic

WSJ is absolutely on the money here. We shouldn’t be eating rotisserie chickens with all of these plump billionaires to feast on.

Sweet tongueticles bro

TBH, if they’re living here, they should be able to vote anyway.

Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

Sandy looks so sweet!

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Yeah, imma just add that to the list of laws that I’m going to ignore.

The guy on the right kinda looks like a Windowlicker. Does he have a twin?

With citations and photos? You da mvp. Thanks, amigo.

All coffeepeople are badass

Where is this quote originally from? There’s no attribution

I mean, a car battery isn’t going to do anything even if you could complete a circuit. You can just grab the terminals on a car battery, 12V isn’t high enough to be noticeable on dry skin.

You’d want to solder on the hot lead of an extension cord hooked up to 120 if you wanted to make sure they never touch that pole again.

Disclaimer: don’t do this, it’ll probably kill.

Happy v day, homie

Oh it’d cost an absolute shitload of delta v, but that doesn’t make me want it less.

Proton, so yes.

Don’t have to even be dead, I just want to be launched into the sun because that would be pretty rad.

You raise a good point. I keep a foreign based VPN on for that exact reason, but that’s not necessarily the standard. Ultimately, it seems like the best strategy is to put as many layers of legal abstraction between yourself and your online presence as reasonably possible.

Bro you’re Allah, shouldn’t you know?

Gofundme for her legal defence?