This really is mildly interesting, maybe even mildly not funny.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Kremlin’s “Bio-Drone” Pigeons Fail to Deliver—but Still Get FundedEnglish
1·8 hours agoEnough is enough. I think I’m done with this reality.
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Technology@lemmy.world•US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of VegetablesEnglish
5·8 hours agoDid Elon taught his AI by himself?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which Animals are the worst, and why so?
2·8 hours agoSpiders. Definitely spiders. Don’t try to change my mind.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?
2·1 day agoWell, for my humble investigation, there are lots more gay men’s blow jobs than women’s.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Marjorie Taylor Greene Drops Bombshell: Trump ‘Fought the Hardest’ to Bury Epstein Files, Warns MAGA It Was No HoaxEnglish
2·1 day agoBecause that’s how they own the libs.
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Technology@lemmy.world•You Can't Trust the Internet AnymoreEnglish
3·3 days agoYes, I am too upside down.
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pics@lemmy.world•After 8 named storms already this year, we had our first sunny weekend.
5·3 days agoSo Sunday it will be?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you dieEnglish
11·3 days agoGood news everyone! I write this from the better place.

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Technology@lemmy.world•Google criticizes Europe's plan to adopt free softwareEnglish
3·3 days agoSo it must be good thing then?
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Technology@lemmy.world•In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mudEnglish
7·3 days agoNah, I go with a wet mud, I hate all those banana flies.
Because it looks pretty dumb if he had his hands in the pockets. /s (for obvious reason)
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What desktop operating system would you recommend to the average user?
101·7 days agoIs this some kind of a bot?
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear. (Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen)
31·7 days agoRuohonen? That sounds like a Finnish name.
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News@lemmy.world•Rightwing critics blame Mamdani as New York snow fails to melt
3·9 days agoAnd my axe!
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pics@lemmy.world•Marilyn Monroe tries archery. Photo by Anthony Beauchamp, 1951.
91·9 days agoMan, now I need to install Arch…
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News@lemmy.world•FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
1·9 days agoJust a normal US thing. Nothing to see here.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’English
14·9 days agoIs there any proof that he can read?



You should shower less.