Corporate bullshit like that used to just be mildly amusing, now it’s actively enraging.

Yes

Okay, there’s a lot going on with this one, but I’d also like to point out a particular anti-pattern in the “stop to unsubscribe” text. Note that it doesn’t say that you should reply with the word ‘stop’, it’s just a statement, as if any of the boomers (to which this is targeted) would know to do that. Not that it would work if they did, but it’s just particularly insidious.

I got free express passes for a work event, worth normally around $160 each. I got to spend 2.5 hours in line (the express line!) before the ride broke down and we all had to leave. In just over 8 hours in the park, we rode exactly 2 rides and would have spent over $500 each for the privilege had it not been a work trip.

Fuck Universal Epic.

That better be sarcasm, I can’t tell anymore.

The Shart of the Steal

I always figured milk and butter is at the back to minimize refrigeration loss from the front door opening

He expressly refuses to even try. He is on record stating one of humanity’s greatest problems is empathy.

I would like to delete your comment.