What I dont get is on one hand: americans are

• smartest
• richest
• biggest military
• most belligerent
• most paedofilic
• most selfish country on the planet

yet on the other hand they complain

• why dont you like us
• why dont you know where Idaho is
• why cant i pay with mercan dollars
• why cant i bring my planet killing pickup to your medieval village
• why wont you fight my wars for me
• give israel enough money that their citizens get free healthcare, education and subsidised housing while americans get none of it

Not sure what the point is here. Pretty much everyone in drumpf cabinet are the same. The only things many of the others also have is experience diddling underage children

Its all good. drumpf had to get rid of the forest so he could do more fracking. What did he say in yesterday’s media briefing? Drill we must, followed up by Drill me wust… Congrats on your leader .

Didnt he already do that? The “sniper” who splashed some “red dye” on his ear during the election was definitely a false flag. You dont get that much bright red blood without hitting an artery and there should be at least the semblance of a teeny tiny scar.

But but the DOW.

TIL that you dont need to be a lawyer to be a judge or attorney general in america. So getting disbarred is meaningless in their hierarchy

you heard thatjoke right? drumpf at the flaming gates. Devil says were pretty full but we can find you a temporary spot for a couple of centuries. You’ll have to free someone else to get a spot. We’ll let you choose which of three rooms. Door 1 opens and Obama is shoveling gravel into a wheelbarrow and dumping it at the top of a hill only to roll downhill again. Classic Sisyphus. Drumpf says “too much like work”. Door 2 is Biden filling a pool with a hole by buckets. Pool never fills. Drumpf says “too much like work. I couldn’t do that for centuries - my bone spurs”. Door 3 has Clinton lying on a bed. Monica L is doing her thing. Drumpf says “this is more like it. She’s underage too so its even better. I’ll take this one”. Devil says great and turns to Monica “ you’re free to go Monica.

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What did Tom Waits say? “Did the devil make america while god was sleeping?”

Yes i know the original line was did the devil make the world while god was sleeping.

Waiting for the next netflix episode to load while ICE bashes down the door and shoots the dog. Then calll 911 and are surprised when the phone of one of the ICE goons rings and she answers “911 , which emergency service do you need?”

They’ll do more than censor you. They’ll take your health and wealth and send you to one of drumpfs shithole countries.

He doesn’t care about americans in america either

He already knows metanyahoo will set off a dirty bomb in arkansas to be able to blame Iran.

Isnt he denying its a war?

classic plastic

america is now a vassal state of the israelis. america gives billions to israel. israelis get free education and healthcare. american taxpayers get cancelled healthcare, cancelled foodstamps, cancelled safety nets. why did you vote for this? i really dont get it.

Good for Spain. Now just eject all americans and bar them from entry

The americans are governed by israel. You taxpayers give billions to israel so israelis can have free healthcare, free university and a raft of government provided benefits. Now american youth are fighting israeli wars. So who is really the vassal state?

americans are great at winning wars when their opponents have spears and rocks

I’m guessing about half of americans are really proud of their leader and his holy war. Hegseth called it Armageddon