• dizzle18@lemmy.zip
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    5 days ago

    I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      5 days ago

      Also, whose got enough money for coke but not a small mirror, or a CD case, or a shiny book cover, or… Shit I’m telling in myself aren’t I?

      At least I never did it off a fucking toilet seat! Eww dude!

      Bobby the type of mother fucker to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. Nasty bitch.

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          5 days ago

          i mean, i’ve heard phone screens are legitimately horrendous for hygiene, which i wouldn’t be surprised by (no real evidence provided)

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            5 days ago

            You press it against your face, put it face down on the table, shove it in your pocket, and then rub your fingers all over it…

            Who am I kidding? Most people just rub their fingers all over it all day and also don’t wash their hands. Phones can be a wonderland for germs.