unalivejoy

I feel like I might get a call from HR if I use those.

Eastern religions like Buddhism?

You mean like Pastafarian?

They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6

Fantasy racism is tight!

I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest

F’s to the guy who will eventually end up killing Trump.

It’s screws and nails, not screws and screwdrivers.

Because the exploit targets the boot ROM burned into silicon, Microslop can’t patch it. Every Xbox One ever manufactured is vulnerable, and always will be. The hack gives complete access to everything — the Hypervisor, the operating system, the ability to run unsigned code at every privilege level. Games and firmware can be decrypted, which could open the door to emulation projects and eventual mod chips.

Xbox exclusives coming soon to SteamDeck.

If someone tells you they’re an iOS user, there’s a 99% chance they use Apple products and a 1% chance they’re a network admin.

It looks bad out of context. He probably shouldn’t have changed it mid-sentence.

Implicit optional is deprecated. Explicitly use self.foo: int | None = None

They could’ve shortened it to YADA YADA.

Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.

Bottom right = pedo?

No peace, only war!

God forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.

God forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.

Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight.