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Midwest, not northwest. The northwest is Oregon and Washington

Motherfucker is probably in the Epstein files

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Hundred men went in (Aileen Wuornos). Ten men come out.

You’re not my dad

Alumni paid her to come (à la Meryl Streep and her ilk) and students were extremely upset.

Go to big lots, buy sets. No more thinking. If get fun mugs, they live up high. Da end

I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

Gloria Steinem was paid $20k to speak/q&a at my school by an alumni committee and it was an hour of students just tearing her to shreds about what a money grubbing POS she was. It was great.

Extremely specific contrary case (I always put my cart back, it’s fun when they accordion together), but my grandma appreciates the carts near the handicap spots because then she doesn’t have to get out her walker.

It’s a 7

32, American, never seen a red pistachio

And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.

Don’t waste ice cream coloring in cats

I watch gay porn for the story

Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

He was American! He was good at math! :p

Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it