YoiksAndAway

The laser and tubing always seemed kind of low-tech for a society that can make nanoprobes.

I’m oddly unsettled by Jesus’ gloves. Is he self-conscious about the holes, or is there a reason why he doesn’t want to leave fingerprints?

The US Women’s hockey team declined the invitation from the White house. So now they can have their sausage fest.

It was supposed to be a joke at Trump’s expense, which I probably worded poorly. I never really considered the Leia-Han age gap before, probably because I was 12 when I first saw the movie and thought they were both old.

He should have known better than to trust Han Pedo.

Thanks! I was just planning on just just checking it out, but when I saw that I could add it to uBlock with a couple clicks, I went ahead and did it.

Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!

“Best before the Rise of the Machines.”

Thanks for sharing this article. It’s always nice to click on a link and not hit a paywall.

BONUS ROUND: Which one of these four enormous cunts is not an ice agent?

Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

The party of small government and state’s rights, ladies and gentlemen.

Currently on Rotten Tomatoes:

%11 Critics
%99 Audience

What’s the point in review-bombing when it’s so obvious?

I’ve never seen that before. Thanks! RIP Trevor o7

“I felt a great disturbance in Flavortown, as if millions of frosted tips suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

When we finally get this sorted a lot of fuckers need to go to prison.

Republicans can stop this shit at any time. Not even all of them, or even a majority of them. A handful of them, like 3 in the Senate and 3 in the House could end this shit in like, a week or two.

On edit: Probably more like a month or two. Trump doesn’t even have Nixon’s decency.

Third rec for Alan Cross. I used to listen to his show on CFNY circa 2000 and was pleased to rediscover his show via podcast.

I feel ya, Zoidbefenrirbubba.

When I was in the US Air Force, I returned to the US on a flight they call the Milk Run. There were layovers in Aviano, Madrid, and th Azores Islands (that I can remember, at least). This was over 30 years ago, but if the Milk Run still exists, I would not recommend it.