Man comedy has gone so downhill.
Like there were the greats… Abbott, Costello…Kaufman, Belushi.
Millennials got fucked again. Foxworthy. Dunham. Cable Guy. Eddie Murphy’s later years. What have you done for me lately, Eddie?
We could’ve kept Chris Farley, but he had to die. And without him, David Spade is worthless.
I’ve got nine laying hens and will probably get a few more this year. I’m doing my part.
Also I have all sorts of bird feeders. I’ve got one of those ones that sits in the window, and a damn squirrel keeps on coming into it and taking all the seeds. My dogs growl at him…and he fucking growls back, the little shit.
It’s an ongoing feud.
Never underestimate the DNCs ability to run a candidate that the moderates couldn’t even hold their nose for.
You are vastly overestimating the average braincells-per-capita in the red states.
Don’t forget that Trump wants to claw back mail in ballots. He’s spewing a lot of the same old rhetoric he’s always been.
Not looking forward to having to wait in line with my kids jumping up and down going on and on about how bored they are, then probably running off and getting into trouble and forcing me to leave line and chase after them.
Not to mention the voter intimidation that will absolutely happen.
Hopefully with trebuchets, oxygen containers, and a lighter.
Blocking new enrollments.
So if Grandma is already on oxygen, she’s fine. But if Grandma’s doctor decides she needs to START supplemental O2, well, too bad, your grandma is clearly trying to scam the system and will need to wait 6 months (at least).
Some for prosthesis. Terrible time for people to be losing limbs. Clearly there must be a significant black market for prosthetic legs, funded entirely by our tax dollars. (/s in case not obvious).
I don’t understand. Is this a Nazi pedophile who molested baby Addie?
I say we reinstate duels.
Everybody who has a grievance with Trump could just take it up on the dueling ground.
And he’s not allowed to stop until everyone gets their shot.
No champions (unless they are in the order of presidential succession). Flintlock only.
No, they’d rather let the mother die and get a free child prostitute out of her than to abort a fetus.
Couldn’t they have had a V8?
Anybody else getting the feeling that “just put them up for adoption” is code for “just throw them into the child prostitute hiring pool”?
And if you understand search engines, you should see why they even made this up.
To push the Donald Trump: Baby Cannibal discussion from the Epstein files to page 2.
A couple of police reports is “circumstantial evidence”.
We are talking thousands. His character and his response scream coverup.
You might see that if you looked up from the boot once in a while.
Are you for real?
Our government literally is political violence.
We are passed the point of being couth in response. You can’t fight fire with warm hugs.
I kinda honestly hope this kid goes down in history as the punch heard around the world.
Are you there, Luigi? It’s a-me, Mario.
Tbf most of the fascist oppression you see via reddit is committed by spez.
Oh that’s brilliant. I should’ve thought of that. I usually rub my pumpkins with Frank’s Red Hot (I put that shit on everything) to keep the squirrels from eating them.