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Rule #2: comic must be a complete story. Your ban can’t come fast enough.

Whoever hired her should be fired

Opinion by JUDGE TOW
Welling and Lipinsky, JJ., concur

Name and shame all involved.

But Kamala Harris laughs weird…

/s

I’m almost jaded enough to believe he wants to destroy a generation. Almost… I could be talked into it.

My soul is better for leaving.

I worked for Sling TV for a bit before quitting because every day I passed multiple homeless encampments on the highway on my way to a job to earn my state’s richest asshole more money.

Because you can say anything you want about a god that doesn’t actually exist. He could cure cancer, turn you inside out, and show you the inside of a black hole. Just pray and interpret silence as a “no” but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t if he felt like it.

“He’ll believe anything you tell him, so it’s not his fault.” That famous conservative accountability I’ve heard so much about.

My parents were 911 dispatchers for decades. It’s how they met. They had 7 monitors last time I visited them at work 20 years ago. Their applications seemed to be built on the idea they had multiple monitors worth of space that they’d be stretched across.

If I remember accurately, there were 2 computers (and thus 2 mice and 2 keyboards). The first computer had 5 monitors and was the Google Maps equivalent for where all the active ambulances in the city were. The main application stretched across multiple monitors and had sub-windows with different operations in them. I think it also managed the radio between dispatcher and ambulance. The second computer was dedicated to the phone, the caller, any history attached to the phone number, and all the data 911 gets about your location. It took up the remaining few monitors. By now it’s probably 1 computer and even more monitors.

First they came for the millionaires and I laughed and laughed and laughed

Mark me down as having bone spurs