UGH!

Tbf some of these brands get so tied to the product that people forget that that’s just the brand and their not the only ones who make that product. I’ve been bothered before by people calling any suv a Jeep whether it was a Jeep or not, but on the other hand I didn’t know that Dremel was a company until embarrassingly recently.

Eh, I’m a pragmatic guy, I was neutral about Crocs until I tried them on, I definitely don’t like them. First, I don’t like the footbed texture, it’s just not for me. Second, the shape of the shoes doesn’t match my feet at all, and because it’s foam it can’t really conform either, so it doesn’t feel much more secure or comfortable than wearing the shoebox. If I want comfy and easy, then I have my slides, flipflops, and sanuks that are all much more comfortable for me

Yes

Of all the instruments, I have a hard time believing that humanity could’ve managed to avoid inventing percussion instruments. You literally hit anything against anything.

Whoa

Whoa

Reminds me of that exchange in Chicken Run

The chickens are revolting!!

Finally something we can agree on

Not old

There’s an irrigation company near me with the slogan “We’ll Get You Wet!”

🫡

There’s fists to go around, guy

“There’s” is at least easier to say and is only a grammar issue, English has always been really flexible about grammar. The “literally” thing is lexical, they just straight-up turned a useful word into a decorative but meaningless one. Now I always have to ask people if they mean “literally” literally, only I can’t know if they’ll answer me correctly because if they’re misusing “literally” then they probably don’t know the literal definition of “literally”. It’s insidious!

So literally is literally when not literally now?

I hope I wasn’t the only idiot trying to find the Fed by the river

Same, homie. Same.

Til, that makes this scene really ironic:

Seriously, pneumatic climate control can eat my whole ass

Two joints!

It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.