Don’t worry! God will “let there be money” and save the university!
We just need your help to get there. Please send us money so that God will make the money, only then when you have less money will you make more money to be like us, then you’ll be able to make money with the money you gave God so that He could make the money.
It’s all so simple. You don’t want to burn forever in Hell, do you?
God will “let there be money” and save the university!
I mean, I’m confident that another evangelical Arkansas billionaire will step in to fill the hole, on the condition the money is spent to research how many angels can fit on the head of a pin (and they get a kick-back from the state for their philanthropy).
You don’t want to burn forever in Hell, do you?
Easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, etc, etc.
Don’t worry! God will “let there be money” and save the university!
We just need your help to get there. Please send us money so that God will make the money, only then when you have less money will you make more money to be like us, then you’ll be able to make money with the money you gave God so that He could make the money.
It’s all so simple. You don’t want to burn forever in Hell, do you?
I mean, I’m confident that another evangelical Arkansas billionaire will step in to fill the hole, on the condition the money is spent to research how many angels can fit on the head of a pin (and they get a kick-back from the state for their philanthropy).
Easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, etc, etc.